Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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