If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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