Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
Randomize
