No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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