would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
Randomize
