from now on my penis is your penis
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
This is the high leading the old right now
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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