do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
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