When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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