I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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