wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Randomize
