i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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