I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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