i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
zippers are such a cool invention
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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