So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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