Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
