Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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