she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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