I think i peed on brittanys purse
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
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