Jerry, you need to find god
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
We need a shit load of segways right now
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
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