so explain again why im purple
no
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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