Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
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