Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
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Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
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