North Korea, Best Korea!
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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