so explain again why im purple
no
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
