I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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