Whatcha textin bout Willis?
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
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