i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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