Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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