I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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