But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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