Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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