That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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