u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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