Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
I wish i was in the wii world.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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