I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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