haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
Randomize
