is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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