We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
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