champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I would fuck him just for his dog
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
