and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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