windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
so much tequila, so little girl.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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