honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Randomize
