i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
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