I don't think brook has ever known best
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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