I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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