bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
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