no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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