I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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