I am in a vortex of obligation.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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