i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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