do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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