I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Randomize
