I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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