I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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