i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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