its not stalking. its research.
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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