oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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