we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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