this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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